Family Time
Heather was stressed to the eyeballs, as usual. ‘What do I have to do to get these fools away from their beloved, bloody screens?’ These fools were her husband, Jeff, and daughter, Vanessa. And their beloved, bloody screens were the idiot box for Jeff and the laptop for Vanessa. Heather was right, let’s be clear. Her husband was a drooling slob. Jeff’s eyes glazed over the moment his barge arse filled the armchair, the remote was safely in his sausage-fingered-mitts and the s