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    The Adorable Canadian with the World’s Cheekiest Grin: Norm MacDonald, Rest in Peace
    Liam Carroll
    • Sep 19, 2021
    • 4 min

    The Adorable Canadian with the World’s Cheekiest Grin: Norm MacDonald, Rest in Peace

    My dad was the funniest bloke I knew. I dedicated my book “Slippery” to him, for “teaching me to think clearly and laugh loudly”. And...
    Thanks for the Dance: A Leonard Cohen Masterclass in Bidding Adieu
    Liam Carroll
    • May 15, 2021
    • 3 min

    Thanks for the Dance: A Leonard Cohen Masterclass in Bidding Adieu

    Always late to discover anything great and worth writing about, it’s only this week that I’ve lucked upon Leonard Cohen’s fifteenth and...
    The Steamy 3x2 Love of My Life
    Liam Carroll
    • Jul 23, 2020
    • 3 min

    The Steamy 3x2 Love of My Life

    I can paddle out in a roaring southerly, a bitter cold symphony of salt, seaweed and turbulence, all while remaining snug us a bug in a rug.
    Family Romance LLC, a National Phenomenon
    Liam Carroll
    • Jul 22, 2020
    • 5 min

    Family Romance LLC, a National Phenomenon

    It’s not a lie to bend the truth if it means giving someone a little boost when they need it most.
    Goal Keeping and the Art of Fighting Bullies
    Liam Carroll
    • Jul 10, 2020
    • 6 min

    Goal Keeping and the Art of Fighting Bullies

    The day I realised I wasn’t a weak little freckly chubber, condemned to a life of putting up with being bullied, spat on and laughed at.
    Bless Nicole, My Freckly Willy Saviour
    Liam Carroll
    • Apr 24, 2020
    • 4 min

    Bless Nicole, My Freckly Willy Saviour

    It feels like someone has stabbed me right in my willy. The pain goes up through my eyeballs but it’s coming straight from my donger!
    The Corona Crucifixion
    Liam Carroll
    • Apr 8, 2020
    • 2 min

    The Corona Crucifixion

    Jesus said hey, let’s throw a big party. Peter said oh no, that’s not very smarty. We must social distance, stay safe J Dog.
    The Mexican Straight Razor
    Liam Carroll
    • Apr 1, 2020
    • 4 min

    The Mexican Straight Razor

    The barber stumbles about the shop, swinging the razor blade through the air as if he were composing for the Sydney Symphony Orchestra.
    One Perfect Feb Morn with Rufty and the Florist
    Liam Carroll
    • Mar 23, 2020
    • 3 min

    One Perfect Feb Morn with Rufty and the Florist

    Surfers don’t walk to the water’s edge, they run, through the dunes like five year olds, barefoot grown men, lives defined by the ocean.
    Corona This. Bat-Soup That. It's Time for Shanghai Slippery.
    Liam Carroll
    • Mar 19, 2020
    • 65 min

    Corona This. Bat-Soup That. It's Time for Shanghai Slippery.

    Did you know Slippery is banned in China while selling bats in meat markets is fine? In these wild times, the world needs Shanghai Slippery.
    Hooroo Love - A 2019 Aussie Poem
    Liam Carroll
    • Dec 22, 2019
    • 13 min

    Hooroo Love - A 2019 Aussie Poem

    HOOROO Goodbye, farewell, see ya later. LOVE Makes the world go around. HOOROO LOVE (c) Liam Carroll “G’day Berty” Jack called out as he...
    Family Time
    Liam Carroll
    • Nov 24, 2019
    • 5 min

    Family Time

    Heather was stressed to the eyeballs, as usual. ‘What do I have to do to get these fools away from their beloved, bloody screens?’ These...
    A Deal's a Deal, Make it a Good One
    Liam Carroll
    • Nov 19, 2019
    • 4 min

    A Deal's a Deal, Make it a Good One

    One day, not so long ago, somewhere between three and four decades, but who’s counting, I had the misfortune of accidentally sending the...
    The Refined Scorpio
    Liam Carroll
    • Oct 26, 2019
    • 4 min

    The Refined Scorpio

    It's that special time of year - Scorpio Season. And I thought the best star sign ever deserved a fable, our own Scorpio fairytale,...
    Carl Jung: Accept Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
    Liam Carroll
    • Oct 20, 2019
    • 5 min

    Carl Jung: Accept Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

    If the doctor wants to guide another, or even accompany him a step of the way, he must feel with that person’s psyche. He never feels it whe
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