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Liam Carroll
Mar 16, 20183 min read
What Gives Birth to a Novel?
I didn't grow up yearning to be an author. I tried my hand at a few things; dish pigging, brick cleaning, physiotherapy, commodities...


Liam Carroll
Jan 10, 201814 min read
The Bilgola Clown
*An excerpt from Sweet Dreams of Fanta I pull Lizzie in for a cuddle while I sit on the steps of the front verandah and look down at my...


Liam Carroll
Nov 2, 20165 min read
The Path Finds You But You Can Never Know if it's Leading Anywhere Worthwhile
Around the middle of the third term of year four my mum had had a gutful of Catholic education. Three years earlier she’d had a gutful of...


Liam Carroll
Aug 20, 20167 min read
Fugitive Diaries, Day 1: Get Me To Malacca!!
*An excerpt from Slippery by Liam Carroll* Joel pops the trunk and waves me up, “Right mate, all clear, out you get.” I push my golf club...


Liam Carroll
Aug 12, 20163 min read
An Agnostic’s Idea of Heaven and Hell
Did you hear about the dyslexic, insomniac, agnostic? He couldn’t sleep at night, sick with worry, unsure if there was a dog. Poor fella....


Liam Carroll
Aug 2, 20165 min read
50 Shades of Brown: The Legend of Sir Brian 'Pooh Pooh' Taylor
The humble beginnings of the modern era’s undisputed and unrivalled heavyweight defecator champion of the world, Sir Brian 'Pooh Pooh'...


Liam Carroll
Jul 27, 20164 min read
Nimble Swedes and Don and Juan
*An excerpt from Slippery by Liam Carroll* Our hotel room has a bare-bones ‘Prison Break’ chique; white tiled floors worn into a mushroom...


Liam Carroll
May 26, 20166 min read
One Fine Morning in Wave Paradise
The chooks are more dependable than clockwork in this outer realm of Indonesia, up bright and chirpy, cuckooing their way through the dawn.


Liam Carroll
May 3, 20165 min read
Fugitive Diaries, Day 2: Malacca Straits
*An excerpt from Slippery I’m woken from my tequila-induced slumber by the captain’s rushed Malay gibberish. He stops talking as he pulls...


Liam Carroll
Apr 17, 20166 min read
So, You Want To Be a Writer? Part Two - How to Fill Empty Pages
You’ve made the conclusive decision that you are 100% determined to lay your soul bare on the page and write from that most vulnerable...


Liam Carroll
Apr 11, 20164 min read
So, you want to be a writer? Part One - Do you really?
It’s been brought to my attention that I can perhaps offer some insights into the process of being able to take that novel that is merely...


Liam Carroll
Mar 26, 20163 min read
As Good A Place As Any To Say Goodbye
Peter always treasured the world that was going on around him. You’ll find these people along your way, kind souls who are stoked simply...


Liam Carroll
Jan 18, 20163 min read
Taking a Stand for Bullies: Their Tireless Work Creates Heroes Every Single Day
Given the powers of time travel there are many people I’d like to thank if I could jump back a few years between now and 1980. There are...


Liam Carroll
Oct 10, 20154 min read
#MentalAs - Think Clearly, Laugh Loudly. Always
I dedicated Slippery to my dad, the man who taught me to think clearly and laugh loudly, always. And over this past week, being bombarded...


Liam Carroll
Sep 17, 20155 min read
Arbitrage and Fuel Oil: "High" Finance Explained without the Waffle
*An excerpt from Slippery It’s almost midday. There’s a lack of construction noise in this part of the city, most of the old buildings in...
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